The last two days

Well to begin with Sunday was about as exciting as smacking a statue, so really a blog was not necessary to go into intricate detail about me sitting on my lazy ass and staring at a 14.1 inch screen until my skin is whiter than Micheal Jackson covered in sour cream. Moving to today, i went to school like i sometimes do on Mondays, and sat through 7 hours of attempted teaching by our Crack-Team of teaching "professionals". After a relatively fun day of mixing liver with hydrogen peroxide and watching National Treasure (thats American history for ya) my football team played a tough team and lost 58-8, almost as bad as Micheal Moore would loose to Darth Vader in thumb wrestling.

Saturday the 27th of October

Today was one of epic proportions, and by that i mean that almost nothing epic happened in any proportion. The day started like many others, by waking up. All jokes aside, i had fallen asleep to the calm and relaxing sounds of cops playing on the TV (the sirens remind me of my childhood).

Once fully awake, i made my way to my laptop and did various online activities for some hours then around 5 pm i left to venture of to my jewish looking friends house, and we watched the awesome movie Hot Fuzz, which i highly recommend to anyone that likes joy. Then we watched hostel, which i hadn't seen before, and after about an hour of thinking about the gory pointless violence in the preceding movie, i fell asleep like a dog after chasing a particularly fast rabbit for a very long time.

10-27-07 Fun with Liver!

The sad part about today is I had no idea what day it was, and considering that it is rearing 10:30 at night, that is not a good thing, thank god for windows putting a date on their time thing or I would be screwed.

Today was an average day, arguing with my teacher why we should not have to write an essay, even to the point that I offered to write an essay explaining why we should not have to write one, ultimately leading to absolutely nowhere and an essay due next Friday. Tough titties for me I guess.

The most memorable experience of the day came from science class, when we put liver (yes like the liver that if someone shouted “ahh, I got shot in the liver” they would be referring to) shit where was i…. yeh we mixed liver with hydrogen peroxide and watched as a surprising amount of white bubbles erupted from the tiny tube (hehe that’s what SHE said) which naturally lead to me and my friend grabbing all the liver that we could get our hands on and pouring the chemical allover it

Hooray science.

The picture sums it up!!!

My life as of, the latest in installments from the Doug Butner blogging corp., or basically me.

I am 15 years of age as of the last time I checked which would be right now, because one would look very stupid to put their wrong age on anything public. It would be almost as bad as the time that Brittney shaved her head, minus the raging gay man on the internet crying under his sheets.

But now back to serious matters and improper paragraph structure. I am 15 and live in the small town of Accident Maryland, and no, I am not shitting you, there is a town called Accident. It is in Maryland. I go to Northern High, play football, and like to strap plastic to my feet and ride down steep slopes during the colder months.