The picture sums it up!!!

My life as of, the latest in installments from the Doug Butner blogging corp., or basically me.

I am 15 years of age as of the last time I checked which would be right now, because one would look very stupid to put their wrong age on anything public. It would be almost as bad as the time that Brittney shaved her head, minus the raging gay man on the internet crying under his sheets.

But now back to serious matters and improper paragraph structure. I am 15 and live in the small town of Accident Maryland, and no, I am not shitting you, there is a town called Accident. It is in Maryland. I go to Northern High, play football, and like to strap plastic to my feet and ride down steep slopes during the colder months.